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Peachy Keen

So, I had never heard of Uniqlo until they came to Canada a few months ago. I figured, cool, another straight sized retailer whose clothes won’t fit me. When I posted on Facebook about wanting a plain turtleneck (no lettering,

R.I.Pped Jeans

I’m sad to report that since these photos were taken, these jeans have been tossed. R.I.P, every pun intended. Every time I wore them the giant rip (which wasn’t there when I bought them, thanks thighs) grew closer and closer

ALLIE

LOOK GUYS, I made another thing. I enjoyed making that green crop top so much that I wanted to try my hand at a duster jacket. Side note: If I ever decide to work with velvet again, please punch me

Frosty the Snowman

Welp, merry.. belated Christmas. I was originally going to post this look before the holidays BUT ONE OF MY CATS ormaybethedog CHEWED THROUGH MY MACBOOK CHARGER, SO. This dress is from Boohoo and I just thought it was the freaking

Blend & Boost- Skincare Review

note: I was given the cream to try for free but all opinions/words are my own. also, all the before/after photos are completely unedited except for brightness and contrast. tldr: pros and cons at the bottom 🙂 In October I

Silk Duster

Note to self: Iron silk before wearing it, you dumb butthole. I’m normally not a fan of this baby barf green colour (Pantone Colour of the Year 2018, Baby Barf Green, calling it now. It’s officially trademarked by me, sorry).

I made this shirt!!!

Are you guys proud of me?! I made the pattern myself, bought some fabric, then sewed it all!! It’s the first thing I’ve ever reeeeally made that was actually wearable. Look at that COLLAR and those flawless seams~~ One of

UKYS- the Custom Shirt App

We’ve got something a little different over here in Vagina Central today! I was recently contacted by UKYS, a newly launched app that allows men to order a perfectly fitting, customized dress shirt in about 5 minutes- no measuring required.

The Sleep Shirt

Two posts in a row with Erica! This one is sponsored by The Sleep Shirt, a high end sleepwear brand (also found on net-a-porter). They contacted us because they decided to expand their brand into the plus size world- something

On The List

  HO HO MOTHERFUCKERS, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Erica and I decided on a Sparkly Christmas party-themed shoot since it’s been chilly as heck. (To be fair, it was 70 degrees for most of November but it’s

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